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Washington D.C.

Today the Justice Department issued an all points bulletion for Mr. Super Mario Brother, aka Super Mario, aka MarBro in the slaying of Capt. America. Capt. America was slain on the steps of the Justice Department while preparing to give testimony against those who would commit crimes against America. Critics charged that MarBro, who is of Italian descent, is a victim of ethnic targeting. Since the final episode of the Supranos aired just over a week ago, police actions against Italian-Americans have risen significantly, apparently in response to the weak ending and lack of retribution for the Tony's actions. Attorney General Roberto Gonzalez refused to comment on these allegiations.