a chubby for war

Vice-President Dick "the Dick" Cheney was in Kansas City yesterday, Pearl Harbor Day. The Dick, as those who work for him like to call him, was in town trying to raise money for more military mayhem, thus his stop at the most phallic (complete with testicles) of all U.S. war monuments, the Liberty Memorial. After some chest thumping by his doctor, Cheney was given the ok to strip into his skivvies and run naked in the snow. The WorldWide Headquarters of Warrior Ant Press located just a few blocks away from the event, noticed that in the short time that the VP was in town, the skyies darkened considerably over the city, a cold, bitter wind came down from the north, and at least 25 people were killed in attacks in Iraq.

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dick cheney shakes hands with the devil

Vice-President, Dick "the Dick" Cheney, fresh from his killing spree (see m.o.i.:cheney killing spree),some communion with the afterlife during which he was reported to have placed an El Dia de los Muertos alter on his bedroom bureau which included his official VP portrait (see m.o.i.: celebrate), was recently captured by paparazzi shaking hands with the devil. It's not hard to imagine the paparazzi also being in the company of the devil, however Cheney, surprised by the flashbulbs, was reportedly to have said, "get the fuck out of my bunker before I shoot your ass" to the TMZ photogs.

But one things is for sure. The devil isn't so dumb afterall.


m.o.i.dick cheney shakes hands with the devil

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